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emberkyrlee:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

gimme

(Source: m3lodigression)

dreamworkspenguins:

Check out a new clip from The Penguins of Madagascar movie, debuted during the DreamWorks Animation panel at Comic-Con!

thecutestofthecute:

elevennineteenreptiles:

So here’s how this goes:
I have a hatchling rack that is currently holding around 60 baby ball pythons that we have hatched this year. The way I feed them is to go down the entire rack and drop either live pinky rat or a fuzzy mouse into each tub. Once I drop in the last one, I start back at the beginning and check to make sure they’re eating and if not I remove the rodent. So I get back around to checking on this baby and she’s not only cradling her fuzzy mouse while it sleeps, but when I try to take it she gets pissy and protects it from me. This is ridiculously adorable.

Okay, so i normally would never reblog snakes because i have a phobia of them, but  this.. this right here.. i dunno man this is pretty freaking cute okay

chiouart:


6K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!

Hey guys! I recently hit 6k and wanted to celebrate everyone’s support! 

WINNERS: There will be 1! Chosen by random using number generator

  • Ships from US, to anywhere! So international folks are welcome to join :)

PRIZES: Any 5 phone charms (the ds is mine askldjf haha), that I’ve made C: You can see all the ones that I’ve done H E R E

RULES:

  • No use of giveaway blogs please!
  • Only reblogs count towards an entry!
  • You don’t need to follow, but the winner will get to pick a 6th charm if they are! 

ENDS:  Like last year, the giveaway will end August 4th! 2014 (my birthday!! hehe)

  • Winners will be contacted on Aug 5th, and will have a 24hr window to respond. So keep those ask boxes open! C: 
  • Everything will ship out by Aug 9th~

That’s it I think! Let me know if there’s any questions— until then, I’ll be working mostly.. wish there was more time to hang out here

faerill:

torn-by-dreams:

thewintergrump:

rosengeist:

faerill:

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

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so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon

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